Mutual Procrasterbation

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011

Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019

The Mutual

When two individuals masturbate with each other at the same time.

My roommate and I were watching porn and ended up doing the mutual.

I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

mutually assured

An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.

It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.

by firex September 15, 2003

Mutual Respect

Mutual respect is when you are secretly in love with a boy for 10 years and had to keep it a secret with a beard. (A woman who acts like your girlfriend but isnt.) Because management said so.

Louis Tomlinson has so much mutual respect for Harry Styles it is unbelievable.

by LarryStylinson2802 August 14, 2020

mutual butterflies

When u let someone drink ur juice and u never let anyone drink ur juice

Mutual Butterflies?

by Rae.....Won August 19, 2020

Mutual likerbation

When facebook friends 'like' every comment that the other types and visa versa.

Jim:yeah...I love hamsters..lol (John likes this)

John: I prefer guinea pigs. (Jim likes this)

Jim: But they bite. rofl (John like this)

Steve: You guys are totally having a mutual likerbation session. (Jim and John like this)

by lamar12 April 7, 2011