WMAC Masters

An awesome 90's show every dude watched as a little kid; sort of a cross between the WWE and a Ninja Movie. Included chracters such as The Machine, Tigerclaw, Tsunami, Warlock, Red Dragon, Superstar, and Bam.

Mike: Did you see WMAC Masters yesterday?
Todd: Hell yeah I did! Tsunami won the Dragon Star!

by Matt Connolly August 7, 2005

mastershit

the ultimate shit. You have been constipated for days, then out of nowhere your body tells you its time to sit on the pot. Agonizingly for up to what could be as long as 3 hours the MASTERSHIT is delivered.

I need a Mastershit I reckon
I am delivering the Mastershit
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....MASTERSHIT
I have delivered the Mastershit
(other person) Jeezus baby, have you smelled the John? Has someone become Lord of the Mastershit recently?

by djbladdered March 13, 2009

Masters of the Universe

Only the greatest cartoon out of the 80's, followed by Transformers, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M.A.S.K., and I think C.O.P.S. was in the 80's and if it wasn't it pwns too.

"Holy shit did you just watch the new Masters of the Universe cartoon?"
"Must buy figures now."

by Flash-Bender June 21, 2003

Misters Populars

An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.

"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"

by mister4 June 1, 2005

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

ragdoll masters

A 2-D beat em' up by ragdoll software.

I got to level 20 on ragdoll masters!

by Dthunder September 20, 2008

Cookie Masterson

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."

by I Write Random Explanations April 3, 2021