Mullet

A bitch with no tits but a fat ass.
Like the hairstyle, with nothing on top but a large rear portion.

Allie jones is a mullet

Mullet by i_smoke_rock December 28, 2005

Mullet

Huge ridiculous haircut that hasnt been socially acceptable since the 80's, anyone still wearing this hairstyle...especially if its been their standard since the 80's shall forever be known as Rockin the Dirt. This hairstyle may still be acceptable to people who's houses still have the wheels on it.

Me: Dude I cant believe kelly thinks its still okay to be rocking that mullet.

Random Person: I know right! Definately rockin the dirt!

Mullet by MulletMan4221 February 14, 2012

Mullet

A mostly men's hair style that is short on the top and long in the back. It flows in the breeze as you drive down the highway in his 2500. It's the sexiest hair style to ever exist. The dude will probably be heard yelling, "yee yee!"

"Morgan wallen is so hot."

"It's just the mullet."

Mullet by Milliabucks January 28, 2020

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

mullet by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Mullet

1. a bottom feeding fish reknown for it's roe in Japan
2. a hairstyle characterized as short in the front and long in the back. This term is thought to have first been coined by the Beastie Boys.

1. Smoked mullet will make your lips smack your gums.
2. Jerry Joe's mullet was topped off with blond highlights.

Mullet by Lighten Up Francis August 7, 2003

mullet

Common name for any of the following haircuts: camro cut, beaver paddle, 10/90 cut, the joe dirt, and many others. It is an identifying trademark of the redneck lifestyle.

Dude, that guy had a mullet 5 feeet long!

mullet by Rusty S. January 31, 2004

mullet

it looks like a rats nest

"tell your barber your sick of looking like an asshole"-wesley willis

mullet by maggot June 17, 2004