mince medallions

Hardbaked nuggets of poo hanging from one's bum jungle.

winnets chum nuts

"I knew I should have been more thorough when wiping my harris earlier.......I'm gonna have murder removing my mince medallions now"

winnets chum nuts

by THE PHANTOM RASPBERRY BLOWER January 14, 2010

Mincent

If someone is annoying or has nothing about them and boring as fuck.

Charlie Mac is being an absolute Mincent

by Mincent December 5, 2017

Elton Mince

Joke name For Elton John The Wig Wearing Homo Piano Player.He also Hates Roses on his Piano,
He much Prefers Tu-Lips on his Organ.
The Queen Of Mince!

Q.Whats Brown and plays the Piano?
A.Elton Mince!

by Jeff Lynne May 13, 2006

Mincecraft

1.) A rare event where the Minecraft screen will say "Mincecraft" instead of Minecraft.
2.) When an angry teen/child rants about how you suck at the game

OMG Stop playing Mincecraft you suk!!1! Nub hahaha get rekt!1!

by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

hinging mince

the word hinging mince comes from the scottish slang word which means for somebody to have really bad smelly discharge from a womans vagina

"aye i tanned that girl at the weekend, she had pure hinging mince"

look at her, i bet she has pure hinging mince

by jackotits May 25, 2010

arse mince

arse mince is another term for "jobbies" or "Shit" with a very distinctive smell.

"after sticking my cock in emily's bum i noticed small fragments of arse mince it stunk".

by lee and les November 15, 2007

mincers

Eyes. Abbreviation for mince pies; Cockney Rhyming Slang for eyes.

Use yer mincers.

by OnLineJones September 22, 2009