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Mallory eats smufflepuffs for breakfast
by erica April 23, 2003
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Hufflepuff

Words that describe them: Loyal, patient, humble, caring, honest, pot heads, hard working and tolerant.

They are loyal, patent, honest, and the most nice and caring house. They work harder than other people and think about them self last most of the time. They can tolerate the most annoying of people. Every Hufflepuff is a stoner and all Canadians are Hufflepuffs, there for all Canadians are stoners. All of the clouds in the sky are smoke from pot head. So places that are in drought is because there's not enough people who are smoking there, so just need to get more Hufflepuff's there. The places that are flooding have too much Hufflepuff's there, so he need less Hufflepuffs.
Hufflepuff's cause it to rain.
Hufflepuff's help with droughts but also cause it to to flood sometimes.
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Hufflepuff

One of four house in Hogwart from the Harry Potter series .They were founded by Helga Hufflepuff and heavily focused on Herbology because most of the students are stoners and pot smokers
Hogwart teacher : " ENOUGH !!! You can't huff-the-puff in the classroom just because you are a Hufflepuff ! One more time smoking those "muggle magic herbs" and you are expelled !!!
by DauHoangNguyen November 2, 2015
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The Aquaman of Hogwarts. It's where all the mismatches and losers who don't fit anywhere else goes. They like to think that they're cool unique, and special. But really they suck, their mascots a bloody badger for crying out loud!
Sorting Hat: Hmm. Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, too honest for Slytherin. Hufflepuff!

Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!
by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
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1. The lamest house in all of Hogwarts.
If you're not brave, smart, or an asshole; you're sorted into this house by default.

2. To be a complete antisocial nerd.
"50 points from Hufflepuff for playing Dungeons and Dragons during Potions class!" said Professor Snape, causing an acne-covered young wizard to burst into tears.

Pretty much everyone on the internet is a Hufflepuff.
by Fred and George Weasley December 24, 2008
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Hufflepuffinity

Hufflepufflinity (HUFF-UL-PUFF-IN-IT-TY) is the recognition of how one is Hufflepuff (like a religion).
OMG Caroline is so nice! She must practice hufflepuffinity.
by anonymous October 1, 2020
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Calling someone stupid or dumb but in a "funny" way.
(This has nothing to do with Harry Potter)
"You are a hufflepuffle for dropping the ice cream on her clothes".
by Hufflepuffle-idk April 12, 2021
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