Muffle Duster

To dust off one's vagina with your face

I eat vagina ( muffle Duster)

by B@dassbiker September 28, 2019

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Truffle Muffle

Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.

Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.

by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014

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A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.

Bryan and I are going to the graveyard tonight to go muffling!

by Cahill_RO April 18, 2018

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muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

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Muffle-Fuck

The act of having sexual relations with your car or car parts such as a muffler

Dude: Have you seen bob latly?
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.

by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) December 28, 2007

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Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

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