When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.
“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
by poisoned poet February 24, 2022
Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.
by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014
A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.
by Cahill_RO July 15, 2017
Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."
Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
by bronerfactory December 04, 2009
Dude: Have you seen bob latly?
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.
by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) November 28, 2007
by Caitlin-B May 03, 2005
"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"
by XxIso1atorXx November 12, 2013