miffed

To be slightly annoyed, specifically with someone or something.

Jane is a bit miffed with Sally.

by Katie October 8, 2003

mffed

Mind-fucked; when something perpetually blows your mind

"Just watched Inception..that shit mffed me realllllll bad."

by kaytaynell October 17, 2011

muffdoctor

Muffdoctor refers to a muff specialist, meaning the good muff doctor takes a look down there and gives the muff owner a diagnosis

I'm a Muffdoctor and I'm going to have a look down there at your muff to see what the problem is. oh! you have herpes!

by EHG May 24, 2008

Miss Muffet

Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...

Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...

by Muttemor June 22, 2021

muffleduff

When a female lands on her vagina hard thus "duffing" it up

Dude did you see that girl do a mis-vault?, it was a right muffleduff

by Liam Mason February 4, 2008

Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008

Muffery

Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.

I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018