muff cabbage 

Whore

Context

cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)

muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina

muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina

"You wack job, prostitution whore, you probably sell your muff for six dollars?!.
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"

muff cabbage by laama October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!

Muff Cabbage by IsiMan85 October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!

Muff Cabbage by TheKruton October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by letsgoducks October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

Muff Cabbage by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

(Ma'garbage)

1. It's a Jersey thing.

2. It's a Jersey thing.

3. A hairy vagina.

Honey this is the third hair ball I coughed up this week, you really should trim your muff cabbage.

Muff Cabbage by Roberto is Pro October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing

MUFF CABBAGE! MUFF CABBAAGE!

Muff Cabbage by Ynottony24 October 18, 2010