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mosquito 

black baby with wings...black baby
mosquito by dog April 30, 2003

mosquito 

An annoying toady that buzzes around on the periphery of the popular
Who the hell invited you into this discussion, you freaking mosquito.
mosquito by stevio September 10, 2003

mosquito 

A guy that refuses to go away; a man that can not take a hint.

A person that uses other people.
Girl, this nigga is playing misquito like he can't get the message.
mosquito by Angeleka September 18, 2003

Mosquito 

A tiny vampire, but does not suck enough blood so the other person will be a vampire
Person 1: I just got bitten by a tiny vampire
Person 2: you mean a mosquito
Mosquito by luckade December 2, 2009

Mosquito 

The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
Guy 1: Eww, is that a zit?
Guy 2: Nah, I got bit by a mosquito yesterday... *Scratching*
Mosquito by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013

mosquito 

Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)
Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.
mosquito by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013