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Moscow Mitch 

Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...

Or

A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.

Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.

Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire

My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .

I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.

Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
Moscow Mitch by Starloard 155 August 4, 2019

Moscow Wall 

an incredibly frustrating gap in the fourth installment of the Tony Hawks Pro skateboarding series (T.H.U.G).

You need speed, you need patience, you need a spare fucking evening...
Even though it's 2.30 am. I can't possibly go to bed until I've spine-transferred the Moscow wall. I'm going to smash my TV screen if i don't do it this this time. aaaarrrrrggghhhh!

Living in London on a shit salary is a real Moscow wall

etc etc ...
Moscow Wall by colskee February 17, 2004

Moscow Train

A chain smoker or someone who smokes a lot.
Dude, you really gotta stop being such a Moscow Train. Your apartment absolutely reeks of smoke.
Moscow Train by Dr. Size September 1, 2011

Moscow Bear Slinger 

A modified version of the Doggy Style which can only be achieved with long haired women. In this sexual practice, the woman has some sort of String or anything that can chocke her in her mouth. The man pulls the String behind and forces her to face upside.

What you hope for are strokes, strong enough to give her a push forward while she is still able to hold onto the string, accompanied by deap sexual roars and her hair covering her back like a bears pelt.
Yesterday I tried the Moscow Bear Slinger and it went well until she bit through the cloth.

Moscow gambit

Action that puts you in risk of making everyone / majority hostile towards you.
- Putin invades ukraine and Russia has sanctions
- Nice Moscow gambit
Moscow gambit by Youshisu March 15, 2022

Moscow mule 

An Eastern Kentucky sex act to vile for words. Involves gravy.
She wanted a Moscow Mule. I said no. So we went to Wendy's.
Moscow mule by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022