by Tinz100 October 26, 2011
Get the Mortalious mug.Didn't Nietzsche say something along the lines of "Morality is a tool used by lesser men to keep the superior man down"?
Hym "No. I'm not trying to make your life worse. I'm trying to make mine better. And your selective morality is the tool that is (explicitly) being used to mitigate my ability to move up in the world. And if you'll do it to me you'll do it to anyone else who crosses you."
Fat Jew "We have a list of all the worst things you've ever said and maybe we'll use it and maybe we'll use it and maybe we won't."
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! That's like threatening Clayface with a handful of dirt! Pffftahahahah! Catch me outside. How bout dat? Ohp, I said the thing. I deserve to be famous now and now no one is justified in trying to stop my ascension. See that?"
Fat Jew "We have a list of all the worst things you've ever said and maybe we'll use it and maybe we'll use it and maybe we won't."
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! That's like threatening Clayface with a handful of dirt! Pffftahahahah! Catch me outside. How bout dat? Ohp, I said the thing. I deserve to be famous now and now no one is justified in trying to stop my ascension. See that?"
by Hym Iam August 23, 2022
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008
Get the Mortality Fail mug.The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.
"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."
"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"
"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."
"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."
"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."
"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."
"Shut the fuck up Mary."
"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"
"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."
"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."
"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."
"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."
"Shut the fuck up Mary."
by Ravio October 4, 2016
Get the objective morality mug.A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.
by tyler August 13, 2003
Get the mortalis mug.No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
Get the Mortality mug.if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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