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Moroccan tea party

When your husband is found upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him
person 1: like a manwich?
person 2: it's actually known as a Moroccan tea party
by lifeispointless March 29, 2025
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The Moroccan Silkworm

The Moroccan Silkworm is the act of wrapping your wife/girlfriend in clingfilm and farting into her mouth or her nostrils and occasionally teabagging her eyes with your testicles.

Every Five minutes she has an opportunity to escape via a safe word the only catch is to get the safe word she must solve a countdown style conundrum in 60 seconds.

Failure to do so results in a further 5 minutes of fart torture until she can finally crack a conundrum.
"You up to much tonight mate"

"The Mrs drank my bottle of rum I was saving for my birthday so as payback I'm giving the bitch The Moroccan Silkworm"
by The Phantom Prankster December 3, 2023
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Moroccan Fried Cake

Chinese internet slang which translates to "摩洛哥炒饼", the first letters of the pinyin is "mlgcb",which is a acronym of “妈了个臭逼”,which roughly your mother has a smelly cunt
What have you done?
Done a Moroccan Fried Cake, thats what.
by cheese leopard May 24, 2023
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moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!
Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank
by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017
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moroccan poodle

It's a poodle from Marocco, but gay
George: shit fam, look at that moroccan poodle, it's so gay!
by George Ade February 14, 2018
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Moroccan Missionary

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.
After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.
by Dakopi March 16, 2021
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