by CoyoteSniper86 April 13, 2015
Get the mermaid mans belt mug.Sexual act in which the male of sex party "seizes the moment" in the butt crack of his mate and then snorts out said line.
by Dr. Twinkletitz May 10, 2009
Get the stinky marmal mug.Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
by nobody important :) September 6, 2020
Get the Frankie Mermaid mug.To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
Get the make some mermaids mug.by the dude of men November 17, 2010
Get the Marma mug.a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.
Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!
Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
by Fatchooo January 20, 2011
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Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.
Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.
I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium.
She was mermaiding me this whole time.
She was mermaiding me this whole time.
by Savage Sage August 5, 2019
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