mooted

when someone sends you merch links that are SO good, but you don't have the funds to buy it, or you already have too much stuff.

matt sent me a link to some awesome splatoon merch and now i really want to buy it. i totally got mooted!

by mootedmoot March 17, 2023

Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .

Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308

by Dayzbro June 11, 2024

Mooted

In modern Egyptian Arabic slang, it can sound like "mawt" (موت), meaning "death," or be used humorously as "to die for," but it's also related to the English online slang for "mutuals" (moots) from Arabic roots

It also means the extreme jealousy anger and pain one metaphorically screams when they are the cuckold or the one left out of a sexual, sacred right, object of pleasure, partner or desire. With their eyes or actions. Like one male being uncircumcised and one being CUT.

Genesis 17, where God established a covenant with Abraham (then Abram), making circumcision the permanent sign of this promise for his descendants. At 99, Abraham circumcised himself, his 13-year-old son Ishmael, and all males in his household, signifying their inclusion in God's covenant for eternal blessing and as a mark of devotion

My village elders mooted on foreskin now I numb and I get jealous when I think how other boys get to play in sensitivity. All work no play.

by SummerSaver December 17, 2025

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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 28, 2025