faggot molester

Mere words cannot describe how much of a fucking tool someone has to be to deserve being called this. To be used only when conventional insults like polesmoker, motherfucker, cocksucker, and fgt just don't get the job done.

"Why the fuck are you hitting on my little 13 year old sister?? You FUCKING FAGGOT MOLESTER!!!!"

by screwallfacistpigs September 9, 2005

Back Molester

A guy who enjoys rubbing young drunk girls backs during an innocent conversation in the hope of them rubbing his penis.

Jasus, would ya look at Coady rub'n the back of yer wan. She's absolutely no idea she's being Back Molestered!!

by leweeman November 9, 2010

mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.

Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."

by sandspit December 26, 2009

Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:

Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!

by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021

Textually Molested

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.

OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

by Drew Sinclare March 21, 2010

style molester

When someone is so all over a style they're practically molesting it.

Dude, you're such a style molester with those 80's MC Hammer pants.

by eevers March 22, 2009