Mockaccino

Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.

"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."

by Nefeco March 10, 2004

Mockasaur

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

mooban

Someone who has never tried white claw yet calls it disgusting.

“Yo did you get me a pack of claws?”

“Nah claws are nasty.”

“But have you ever tried one you Mooban”

by UIKEYINPUTRIGHTARROWUIKeyInput July 11, 2020

Mooba

A word for men's boobs often used if the men in gestion has very big ones

Omg bro check out Terry's gigantic mooba!

by Mooba/boob enjoyer December 22, 2021

Moka

1) Moka is a really sweet girl. She'll never stop talking at times, but she's cool anyway. She has a nice sense of style, and really nice hair. It's easy to get jealous of her hair. She is an exciting person and when she smiles she can light up the room. Guy's fall all over this girl, because she's just so beautiful and great!

2) Cofee / Java

1)
Person 1: She's SO Moka!
Person 2: I know right, talk about awesome.

2)

I'm going to go get some moka. want some?

by Maria Skyee;) May 23, 2010

monkaS

A visual expression of the feeling you experience when you have a sense of impending doom in a tense situation.

Often spammed by a helpful but perpetually nervous twitch chat upon seeing their favourite streamer about to make a very high risk play.

Uncle Greg: Alright sonny boy this won't hurt
Little Billy: monkaS

by washedupwilly May 28, 2018

monka ass

When you scared yourself shit less

I was monka ass when i slipped on that balcony without the rail

by LACKOFSKILL October 29, 2018