Mooching off

A freeloader who loaths around scabbing money (& other stuff) off every one.

Ken - Let me borrow some money off you
Kris - No bugger off.. all you do is mooch off me.

Ken - I'm thirsty, give me some of your drink.
Kris - No! stop mooching off me you dirty hobo! Get a job you slacker!

by Mr. Matar October 19, 2006

moochifest

The act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one's own needs, but instead of calling it what it is ("theft") one attributes the new acquisition to one's ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. Most commonly used to describe dirty hippies "manifesting" marijuana or food.

"That damn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers' bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!"

"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."

by guava c May 24, 2009

Welfare Moocher

A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling with their jobs) a bad name!

Person 1: I decided it would just be more convenient to be on welfare than get a job.

Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!

by MetalHead16 February 24, 2011

ass mooching

Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is something to gain. They are evil and not to be trusted.

Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.

Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.

Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!

by Sakitown April 22, 2009

moochingo

Usually a word referring to those who are Latino and are moochers.

"God, Miguel is such a moochingo."

by Jewbob50,000 November 28, 2009

mochiephobia

having or involving an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to Mochie.

I have a huge trigger against Mochie; referred as mochiephobia

by XxxshadowhedgehogxxX January 16, 2021

Hug Moocher

A person who steals a hug from a girl who is angry at another guy.

Person 1: "Ugh! You bother me so much!!"
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."

by TeamUnderdogLove August 11, 2009