The Montreal Screwjob

a wrestling based sexual position,

during sexual intercourse sneakily perform the sharp shooter,. et al Bret Hart(wwe) remember no tap outs,. snapped ankles for ultimate orgasm, warning: will result in 13 years of pent up sexual frustration

"yeah i gave her the montreal screwjob she didnt tap out"

"i completly vince mcmahoned her"

by professor chaos/ ireland March 29, 2010

Montreal

A realy nice and diverse city in Quebec, Canadda. It's full of cool stuff to see and the City Bus is almost free because you can just put as much money as you want as long as it makes noise.

**while entering a Montreal City Bus**

"caching ching ching ching ching ching"
Guy 1: hehehe...
Guy 2: yo how much did you put?
Guy 1: uhmmm like 60 cents

by BobSpeed September 27, 2005

Montrose PA

Taint of the world. Completely useless town filled with old people rambling about their 50 year old hunting stories. So small, that if you happen to blink while driving by you will probably miss it. It is said to be the cleanest town in America, for the simple fact that people won't throw their shit on the ground because they dont want their garbage to get dirty.

Did you just see that?
See what?
Nevermind, it was just Montrose.


Montrose PA

by Johnnnnnny19 March 4, 2009

Montreal

Canadian city located in the province of Quebec. Is seen by many as a party city, although it becomes quite boring and difficult for the citizen actually living in it due to its unbelievably horrid winters and government that doesn't give a shit.
Montreal is well known for having atrociously maintained streets with more potholes than many third world countries.
It is also famous for having terribly constructed bridges that fall apart when driven on.
All Montreal is really good at, is displaying to the outside world that everything is ok.

"Hey man, the streets of Montreal are worse than downtown Bagdad!"
"Montreal doesn't have potholes, it has craters."

by PissedOffMontrealer December 22, 2008

Montrose

Montrose aka Verdugo City is located above Glendale and below La Canada/La Crescenta. The people who live in this area are the people who cant afford to live in La cCanada/La Crescenta and Glendale.

If you live in Montrose you are either:

Old

A skater
A stoner
A stoner who skates
Married with Children
or a teenager with no life.

Marijuana aka Kush is very easy to get and is smoked all day by teenagers and adults alike. The Glendale Police inhabit this area and also the surrounding cities. One word to describe these cops is "Wow."

Wow.

Damn im faded as fuck, I love monTROSE

Trose?

Everyone is dry

Bong rips in the hood (of trose)

by Montrose Resident May 3, 2009

Montreal Mudflap

It is when a guy fucks a girl in the ass after she's just taken a shit. He gets feces on his genitals and continues to slap his shitty balls against her while he slams her.

While staying at the Omni Hotel in Montreal, Juanita received a Montreal Mudflap and had to clean the shit off her coochie.

by Juanita Gomez June 6, 2009

montreal roundabout

It's like the Montreal Handshake, but instead of two gentlemen jerking each other off, a circle of men, three or more, reach with their right hands to the man to their right and jerk said person off. This creates a circle of euphoria that reminds them of their homeland--Montreal. (Not to be confused with a circle jerk)

After the bar and due to a disappointing night, the boys came back to Jimmy's apartment to let off some steam. Within the hour the were standing in a circle leaning slightly too the right, right arms extended, jerking each other off in a Montreal Roundabout with their eyes closed, heads raised to toward the ceiling. Eventually they all fell asleep around the apartment with smiles on their faces. It turned out to be a good night.

by M. P. Troyka December 20, 2015