monstrangulous

An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started

-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"

-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"

by Bryan Tinsley April 5, 2008

monstrils

HUGE nostrils

I bet that guy can smell everything with those monstrils!

by LYYNNDDSSAAYY December 26, 2008

mensurements

Falsifying the size of one's penis size to give the impression of having a big one.

Guy: 8 inches... flaccid!

Girl: Those are just mensurements. You're actually about 3" erect.

by Rocker-D-Licious December 15, 2014

Monstrox

Probably the most powerful Lego evil wizard of all time. First he was a cartoon of The Monster Book of Monsters from Harry Potter, then a weather system that got most cloud haters triggered. Finally, in 2018 he was a tech virus with some glitzed-up Hotel Transylvania vampires and yeeters. He featured in the show Lego Nexo Knights as the main antagonist, which goes under end of 2018. So rip in the chat and a boost for ur IQ.

Dude 1: Lord Garmadon is Lego's most powerful evil wizard.
Me: Lol no, it's Monstrox m8.
Dude 1:😵

by Memesnlego4life December 17, 2018

Monsturd

Monsturd, a portmanteau of monster and turd, is a 2003 "horror" Z movie, but with its poor lightning it could easily pass as 80's or even 70's movie. In the movie, Jack Schmidt escapes jail only to be shot by a police officer in the sewers later that day. However, Jack Schmidt falls in septic ooze created in a scientific experiment; a chemical reaction between the ooze and Jack's DNA occurs and he turns into a living pile of shit, a.k.a monsturd. The monsturd starts coming out from people's toilets and eating them in their bathrooms, leaving a shitty mess around.

This movie is a joke and by any means it's not supposed to be taken seriously. It mocks all the low budget horror movies. If you feel like watching a film about a man-eating shit monster, then go on.

I look like shit! I smell like shit! I feel like shit!

~ Jack Schmidt, Monsturd 2003

by Attic Dweller April 30, 2019

Monserrat Trinidad

A talented model and actress who is known for her amazing work. She is also very beautiful.

Friend 1: I LOVE MONSERRAT TRINIDAD SO MUCH!

Friend 2: SHE IS SUCH AN INSPIRATION!!

Friend 1: I WISH I COULD MEET HER.

by Into the unknown ;) July 12, 2021

monsmurner

its a cool guy

bro you are a monsmurner

by munsmurner December 11, 2021