Monsooning

When you are having a really, really bad day it is not raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead, figuratively speaking of course.

I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.

by Gusto66 January 16, 2021

monsoon brownout

Like the rolling brownout except the anus must touch the face of the person being shat upon and the consistency of the feces is watery with possible chunks resembling the debris from a washed away city in a monsoon.

Patron:
"So... how much is a monsoon brownout?"
Hooker:
"As much as you can drink!"

by Bartledo May 27, 2011

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

Monsooning

When you are having a really bad day and everything that can go wrong does, it is not just raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead. Figuratively speaking of course.

Yesterday I was having a lousy day and it felt like it wasn't just raining on me but monsooning on me instead.

by Gusto66 January 17, 2021