flak monkey

One who frags excessively with the flak cannon in Unreal Tournament

I'm a flak monkey. if you don't like it, go play the fucking Sims

by kinglife2 December 18, 2004

Cock Monkey

May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.

She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

Monkey see, monkey do

refers to the learning of a process without an understanding of why it works.

Monkey see, monkey do , monkey die!

by Muntajab January 6, 2009

Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

Monkey Double Backflips

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.

She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

by mstar1337 July 15, 2020

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

therapy monkey

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.

I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020