She is the most boyish girl you will ever meet. Even though she doesn't show it, she knows she is one sexy fine ass motherfucker. She makes friends with guys faster than you will ever. She is one of the bros, the homies, their ride or die. Whenever she is around her few female friends she like she doesn't fit in with the girls. She usually gets called a dyke or a lezbo but it's all fun and games since she low-key is bisexual. She is usually still questioning her gender. Whenever she is with some of her thousands of guy friends she feels accepted and better since the guys don't judge her for being a "girl". She wonders why females are so hard to understand, they are so petty, rude and just talk about shit she just doesn't care about. Her opinion on guys is that they are the most loyal gender to be friends with they are always laughing, they dont talk about what Tess and Jayden did last night they are always laughing together and always have your back. She will steal your nigga or your bitch. According to girls she will do anything if you say "you won't". She has went through a rough past but that is how she makes everyone laugh. She includes everyone, she always is trying to cheer up people and is not afraid to say something to your face. She can fight, "like a boy". She is the most loyal, funny and sexy person you will ever meet. If you know a Monica in your life do not get on her bad side and dont be disrespectful and she will stay with you no matter what.
by whats up hoe December 12, 2019
A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.
She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.
She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.
Dude: Sup, homie.
Monica: Yo, where you at?
Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?
Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho
Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE
Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!
Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.
Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!
Dude: Peace.
Monica: Yo, where you at?
Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?
Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho
Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE
Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!
Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.
Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!
Dude: Peace.
by tokitokitotokito December 02, 2011
To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.
That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.
by Show&Tell February 23, 2018
Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.
by tomatoisyourfriend February 25, 2017
by looseygoosey65656565 March 29, 2017
Monica is a pejorative slang term for an obnoxious internet troll that presumes they have superior knowledge on a particular subject that surpasses that of experts. Said expertise derived purely from overheard anecdotes and casual internet browsing aged.
I’m being spammed by a Monica who thinks she knows more about my illness than my medical specialist because she once saw a chart a fringe website
by Troll_Assassin April 03, 2021