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Molson

Canadian brewer that has cornered the market in beers that taste like frozen paint thinner. MUST be consumed at close to temperatures where nitrogen becomes a solid in order to avoid the natural taste. Which is the liquid equivalent to what microwaved shit must taste like.

Can also be effective in destroying earwig nest infestations and cleaning ear wax from dogs, cats, sheep, etc.
You'd think after 500 years, these folks at Molson would've figured it out by now.
by fuckles_the_clown December 11, 2006
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molson canadian

Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.

Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.
by Stanley Sachs March 30, 2008
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monson

A creepy person who stalks people in stairwells.
Man, that guy is monson, he stalked that girl all through the apartment complex!
by Anonymous225 January 3, 2008
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Monson

Your so gross you monson
by abfosbeoc March 7, 2017
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Momoness

Being a homosexual mormon, creating MOMO
by A2K February 18, 2003
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Molson Scale

The amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.
The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.
by Dansky Kral February 22, 2011
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Momoness

See also. "Suicidaltaco"
"Suicidaltaco" - Leader of all momoes
by Ocatladicius February 4, 2003
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