fuckles_the_clown's definitions

Molson

Canadian brewer that has cornered the market in beers that taste like frozen paint thinner. MUST be consumed at close to temperatures where nitrogen becomes a solid in order to avoid the natural taste. Which is the liquid equivalent to what microwaved shit must taste like.

Can also be effective in destroying earwig nest infestations and cleaning ear wax from dogs, cats, sheep, etc.

You'd think after 500 years, these folks at Molson would've figured it out by now.

by fuckles_the_clown December 11, 2006