moistmaker

The act of spitting on the genitals of either sexual partner in an effort to make things more wet.

Yeah, she was a bit dry, but I gave her a moistmaker and we were good to go.

by Dr.Sax May 1, 2011

Moisturebate

When you stick your dick in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. Then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love.

''So Johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?''
''I mader her a moisturebate.''
''OH YOU SICK SON OF A--''

by Det var en gång en fågel April 19, 2016

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.

I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.

by Sylvan Said May 21, 2009

fart moisture

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

by Agent 47 July 15, 2007

moistureific

So full of moisture it oozes out

That rain made my socks and shoes moistureific!

by opkins October 14, 2010

moisture whoopti-doo

Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds

Let's take the watersleds over them moisture whoopti-doos, eh?

by Groovintunes April 8, 2011

Moistrate

The word moistrate is a word which describes the how when a woman's pussy has been shagged moist and the whole area moistens.

Between a girls legs will moistrate during deep thrusts

by Anonymous67643679 June 30, 2014