Moist

Yet another slang word (most likely created by millenialls) to emphasize coolness, awesomeness, legitimacy, etc.

How was the movie, dude?

Oh, it was moist af, bro! You gotta see it!

Moist!

by Boris Longbottom February 15, 2017

Moist

Moist is a little Asian kid who has been called adorable and humiliated in so many ways he gives himself his own names and falls inlove quick he only cares about himself and does things for his own benefits he switchs up a lot and is always broke but moist is a great friend if you find yourself a moist make sure to drop him quick

Moist is a dick

by Thatguy097293 January 30, 2018

Moist

One of ethan dolan's pet peeves.He hated the word the most .Hearing that word make him cringe so hard till he had tits sweat

Girl#1 in 4ou tour: "ETHAN! MOIST!"
Ethan dolan:*throws up milk and gross shit*

by Agirlmentallydatingthedolans August 14, 2017

Moist

When you are out trying to have a good time and begin to think about the suckiness of relationships and men in general and it starts getting you down. Moist is a code word to remind a friend to snap out of it

"Lets go drink some beer and dance guys!"
" No Im thinking of that fucker from last weekend who never called! "
STOP BEING MOIST and get yo freak on

by I just wanna dance October 30, 2009

Moist

If things are remotely gay or unfashionable.

"Did you see those guys kissing? that was moist..."

"Where did you get that wife beater vest? it's moist."

by Butlargin November 16, 2011

Moist

Something bad, annoying, creepy, etc. Can be used to describe any word, or as a noun.

That math test was extremely moist.

Grant, you seem very moist today.

Would you like your muffin with a side of moist?

by Alyssa yo December 21, 2006

Moist

Funny.

The word moist is considered to be amusing to some individuals, so the natural progression of the term became to refer to things that were funny as "moist."

"The Daily Show is so freakin' moist!"

by Roni Uremetsu October 2, 2005