Maesa

A Maesa is literally the most caring and sweet person you’ll ever meet. Some may find her a bit obnoxious because of her bold personality and loud mouth, but if you get to know her you’ll grow to love it. A Maesa has probably been through hell and back again, but she always does her absolute best to stay optimistic. A Maesa cares so deeply about the people she loves and would do absolutely anything for them to be happy. If you have a Maesa in your life, you’re beyond lucky. Never let go of your Maesa because she’ll do amazing things.

Maesa, why do you know so much useless information?

by theatrekidwithfriends March 5, 2023

The Wall of De Mesa

The point in which your body falls asleep at your cubicle or desk, possibly multiple times in a day or shift.

I just finished my Popeye's lunch, and I hit the Wall of De Mesa.

I slept 2 hours prior to my 5 a.m shift; I will meet the Wall of De Mesa at 8a.m.

by Feenie Feen December 18, 2014

Cinco De Moes

Cinco De Moes: A holiday easily confused with, but celebrated on the same day as Cinco De Mayo.

You Celebrating Cinco de Mayo?
Naw, I’m celebrating Cinco de Moes, At Moes, with a Phat Stack!!

by Moe’MoneyMoe’Problems April 30, 2019

monesa

Often times a bosss savage bitch. Kind, caring, and loving, unless you set her off. A true blessing.

Talk crazy to Monesa and see if you don't get those hands

by JungleBoi26 December 16, 2016

Mesa Verde Mudslide

After a bountiful feast of Mexican food dishes, you take your female counterpart home for sexual activity. While you are in the process of having anal sexual relations with her and you reach your point of climax, you promptly stick your finger down your throat to make yourself vomit all over her back as you simultaneously ejaculate in her rectum. After you finish disposing of fluids inside of her, you proceed to take your half flacid package and rub it up and down on her back in your own vomit, so as to mimic an actual mudslide.

Holy shit! Ian just did the Mesa Verde Mudslide all over Katie!

by yeah he tried the alligator October 20, 2010

la mesa toothbrush

when you take a piss in someones mouth and they gently rub their teeth against your dick.

oh man, Julie gave Madi a La mesa toothbrush last night!

by el writo January 22, 2010

moefag

A type of an obsessive anime fan (otaku.) Moe-fags are not looking for a decent plot or adult dialog, they are interested mainly in characters and typically have sexual interest in them.

"The moefags (...) just fap fap fap. Heck, let them fap. It’s the best they can do."

by Qumah April 16, 2010