Mobstacle: An individual or group of individuals who walk slowly due to focussing on their mobile phone or other mobile device and generally making it difficult for you to pass them, hence you are blocked or slowed down by their nuisance.
Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.
Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.
by Chaucer Dan April 3, 2011
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Joseph was hired by the school district as a part-time middle school English teacher, but his salary was only $25,000 a year and he didn't get a raise for five consecutive years. His McBoss LaShonda on the other hand, was making $200,000 a year to do not even a quarter of the workload that he did, weighed in at 330 lbs of pure body fat, was a crazy psycho bitch, and she sat around at her desk all day shoveling a dozen big macs, a bucket of soda, and a drum of KFC down her throat, all payed for by your hard-earned tax dollars!
by jlloyddaman June 18, 2014
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Hey kenny, those frat guys wearing salmon shorts are a bunch of Mobombians! They should try a Pabst Blue Ribbion!
by Jerz779 September 25, 2019
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