Gerry's Moustache

A moustache of legendary power and definition, it was once believed to hide the eighth wonder of the world. One legend says that his mother actually gave birth to the moustache and that it grew Gerry.

I heard Chuck Norris shaved once... from the loose scraggles of unkempt hair that fell on ol' Chuck's floor grew a man. That man was Gerry's moustache.

by #1stachfan February 15, 2010

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Cecil's Moustache

The visual, from the female recipient's perspective, of her lover looking up at her during the act of cunnilingus, when her pubic hair appear rests on her partner's lip, thus resembling a moustache.

Leanne was at the height of sexual pleasure as Maurice worked his tongue over her clit, and she was thrilled to look down and catch a glimpse of Cecil's Moustache.

by wordsmithmo December 19, 2011

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must not fap

promise to oneself saying: "I shall not masturbate"

Someone sends you a picture of a hot chick and you reply back: "must not fap". Simple :)

by afrosamurai88 June 13, 2011

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musta

Short for "must have".

Eminem's WHITE AMERICA: "I musta struck a chord with somebody up in the office"

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

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must-see

A highly overused phrase intended to attract attention to something which would otherwise probably be ignored. Oddly, "Must" means mandatory, but the Secret Police won't come around to haul you off to a forced labor camp if you don't.

"Ooh, it's Must-See TV!"
"Oh really, do I get sent to Guantanamo Bay if I don't watch it?"

by joef1949 January 3, 2017

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