Matty Fish

Matty is the biggest simp around. He likes this girl, but he is too big of a simp to date her.

Stop acting like Matty Fish and saying you "don't have the funds" to date her.

by pixelsundae February 9, 2020

The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022

Matty healy

Lead singer of 'the 1975'. Not a guy quite like him. Hot as hell. High as hell. Likes girls well... like hell. Also has a way with words that'll make you hooked to him the minute he opens his mouth. Warning Matty Healy cannot skateboard.

"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"

by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017

Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.

Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey

by Logieburr December 8, 2009

Metty

An extremely large and most importantly round gluteus maximus, that can jiggle for eternities.

Ayo dat ass must be a metty cause jelly don’t shake like dat.

by Thecheekrippler August 7, 2019

minty badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 1, 2013

Darting mitt

Fingering a girl

Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head

by Coochie man 2 October 7, 2020