When a female hides drugs in her vagina on a hot day and the drugs melt causing a hallucinogenic trip.
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No longer shall this one be as gullible in being fooled by deceptions (smoke and mirrors; promises and lies) as the brain is thereon conditioned to "miss' the illusion.
No longer shall this one be as gullible in being fooled by deceptions (smoke and mirrors; promises and lies) as the brain is thereon conditioned to "miss' the illusion.
"Now that I'm sufficiently MISILLUSIONED I hopefully won't get fooled again."
"Sadly, however, the down side to being MISILLUSIONED is distrust and paranoia."
"Sadly, however, the down side to being MISILLUSIONED is distrust and paranoia."
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Matilda is everything to me
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an italian who has awesome goldish tan skin
loves the beach
from sicily
golden hair also
hopefully their first name is matilda cuz that would be the shit (matilda metildi)
an italian who has awesome goldish tan skin
loves the beach
from sicily
golden hair also
hopefully their first name is matilda cuz that would be the shit (matilda metildi)
that metildi was so chill at the beach today. wouldn't it be cool if her name was matilda?!?!
she'd be matilda metildi
she'd be matilda metildi
by capoppy18 August 6, 2008
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