Motivational Hummer

To do something they do not want to do - their penis gets sucked and they are then motivated to do the unwanted task.

"Jeremy didn't want to get Svetlana a beer so she gave him a motivational hummer, to return the jester Jeremy got Svetlana a beer"

by SouthTownian February 2, 2014

motivational bullsheeeet

information of things that don’t do sheeet for you in real life

tired of the motivational bullsheeeet. you think your words keep me safe and warm at night. straight fuqn bullsheeeet. be you be real. say what you gotta say. one time. i dont give a fuq.

by BumStatusYo December 18, 2018

motivationaholic

N. Someone who is truly determined to do something without caring how tough it is.

John - Dude, You sure you can do this?
Fred - Yes man.

John - Dude you are such a motivationaholic!

by ThisIsLahiru April 12, 2019

boredom motivation

The kind of motivation you randomly get because you're literally bored af and just want to do/learn something random.

I might draw again. Might only be my boredom motivation though

by ClenonWolf April 13, 2021

self-motivation

masturbation

I had some trouble starting my day, so after a little self-motivation I was able to find the energy to get going.

by error404 January 9, 2009

motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

by Laura December 19, 2003

Manigation

The internal GPS that Men are born with. It generally takes over when most women are very confused about their sense of direction.

Girl:We are lost lets get our Garmin

Man: Wait my Manigation just kicked in. We need to take a right on Main street then a left and follow for 4 miles then we will be there.

by Bd4m-Dub March 28, 2010