fat people miles

1 mile = 6.5 fat people miles

A unit of measurement to express what it's like for fat people to walk or ride a bike for 1 mile. An unhealthy fat person walking 1 mile (5,280ft) is really like them walking approximately 6.5 miles(34,320ft) because they'll most likely get tired or hungry and become weaker and weaker. Not necessarily used to relate the amount of time it takes for them to complete the stated miles but more the amount of effort and concern for actually finishing.

-Hey, lets walk to Amenia.
-How far?
-About 2 miles.
-Are you kidding? That's like walking 13 fat people miles for me. Do I look like fucking Usain Bolt?

by Ben jam'in C. May 28, 2010

Minnesota Tidal Wave

A non-girly (actually very girly) alcoholic drink created by Marshal Eriksen containing coconut rum, peach schnapps, vanilla vodka, strawberry creme liqueur, cranberry juice, sugar, and Maraschino cherries but Carl from MacLaren's Pub named it the Robin Scherbatsky.

Marshal: Hey Carl, give me a Minnesota Tidal Wave

Carl: You mean a Robin Scherbatsky

Marshal: No, a Minnesota Tidal Wave

Robin: No no Marshal, the man said a Robin Scherbatsky

Marshal: Hey Robin, Canada called and said no one can beat Big Fudge in a dance off. That'll be one Minnesota Tidal Wave Carl.

by BigFudge March 25, 2013

Minnesota Cherrybomb

The act of sitting on top of a girls head naked while swinging your balls in her face.

Wow Nick you really gave that chick a Minnesota Cherrybomb last night!

by WAFFLE12 September 3, 2012

The Milner Effect

The phenomena of an average person turning into an arsehole of epic proportions when near another specific individual

Oz: ' Why does he always act like a douche when he's around Sam? '

Adam: ' it's just the Milner effect '

by caffers88 March 20, 2011

Milestone Consulting

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.

Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.

by John Blevins July 8, 2012

Minnesotans

Minnesotans are a race that were led to America by Eric the Red. They are tall, fair-haired and pale skinned humans from Scandinavia who are known for their incredible resistance to cold and even magical frost. They are enthusiastic warriors, and act as soldiers, mercenaries, merchants and blacksmiths all over North America.

Minnesotans don't think highly of their mullet-wearing neighbors: The Wisconsinites.

by rabzoid September 11, 2013

Minnesota Twins

The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.

Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?

The Minnesota Twins.

by Josh Beehler June 15, 2005