A clever, cute and alternative way of saying minute where you exaggerate the 'wit' minwits are those precious minutes you ask for and give in between proper minutes and are therefore meaningful.
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by VIDISHA SHEKARAPPA January 23, 2023
Get the Midwat mug.The midwife manlet is an inherently effeminate, dwarfishly diminutive and laughably lowly little manlet boy who ineffectively assists women in childbirth by immediately passing out as soon as the delivery begins, before then being repeatedly dipped into a small cup of povidone-iodine solution and used as a surgical rag by one of the attending grown-up medical professionals during the course of the parturition. After the procedure is completed, the gory and severely stunted sleeping sissy midwife manlet is usually thrown out with the rest of the biomedical waste or briefly stored in a doggy bag to be later fed to one of the nurses' hungry chihuahuas as a bite-sized snack. The life of a midwife manlet is short, just like the girlish midwife manlet herself.
Manmore doctor 1: Hey, what's that rustling in the biomedical waste dumpster over there? Manmore doctor 2: It's probably just a trashed midwife manlet. I'll just pee into the dumpster real quick and then we can go play some golf! Manmore doctor 1: The dumpster must be like a cathedral to that preposterously petite runt of a pipsqueak prison wife manlet princess. Manmore doctor 2: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Originates from the meme that depicts a bell curve representing distribution of intelligence levels.
Originates from the meme that depicts a bell curve representing distribution of intelligence levels.
While the experts and novices both agreed on a straightforward decision, the midtwit spend hours complicating things with unnecessary theories
by ricnnachos November 26, 2024
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The term is typically employed pejoratively and implies that the individual adopts complex or contrarian viewpoints without fully understanding them, often to appear smarter or more sophisticated than they are.
From the internet meme with the bell curve with the "midtwits" occupying the middle section, contrasted with the "genius" and "simpleton" archetypes on the extremes
The term is typically employed pejoratively and implies that the individual adopts complex or contrarian viewpoints without fully understanding them, often to appear smarter or more sophisticated than they are.
From the internet meme with the bell curve with the "midtwits" occupying the middle section, contrasted with the "genius" and "simpleton" archetypes on the extremes
Despite the team's attempts to streamline the process, the midtwit manager insisted on adding unnecessary layers of bureaucracy to prove his "superior" grasp of the system.
by ricnnachos November 26, 2024
Get the midtwit mug.When Ref's are bought off to help change the game via certain play-callsfor Vegas to win millions upon million of dollars. Often big games, such as seeding, playoffs, championships (super bowl)
The Refs are Vegas Midwives because they screwed over team A on an obvious play, so that team B would win, if the bets are high enough.
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