mitzing

To do nothing, to be bored. Or used to associate ones bordem at an event or social gathering. Also can be used as slang for fooling around.

Yeah, Joey and I are just mitzing around.
The Spa is a place for Erica to mitz around.

by Apostletrendy September 9, 2008

Bar Mitzvah

Coming of age celebration for Jewish children. Not a reason to generalize about an entire religion, or make yourself look like an ass.

Just because you're Wicca doesn't mean you're right.

by GreenJustice May 20, 2005

car mitzvah

when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. By doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish

Phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothafuckas Chester, Kern, and Roo Baggins

by ac fresh February 25, 2009

mitzi

Street name for 3,4-methylenedioxy-methamphetamine, more commonly known as Ecstasy. Called Mitzi's because variants of the tablets were manufactured with a Mitsubishi Logo on them.

Not as dangerous as widely believed as long as you don't abuse it. In 2001 in the UK 56 people died in the UK from estimated 500,000+ tablets consumed each weekend (36 million per anum). Paracetamol caused more than 400 deaths and alcohol related deaths were counted as 5,543. official government figures.

Q: What have you had?
A Two mitzi's and half a gram of coke

by james brown December 9, 2004

Car Mitzvah

1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.

2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization

I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity

by kunefa October 1, 2005

mitzutie

Mitzutie is the highest praise possible when complimenting someone's appearance and personality. It means really, really, really, kawaii (a.k.a cute). tsundere weeaboos usually use the term.

"Wow! Look at that girl! She's a mitzutie!"

by thisisntdeziswear July 19, 2012

Bar Mitzvah Monkey

A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.

"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."

by Renholder October 18, 2011