When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.
"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.
by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.
by Spencer's best freind December 21, 2016
Me and my cousins went camping last summer right when Justin fell asleep I tried to pull a harmless prank on him. Ending in him experiencing an astonishing meteor shower, and beating my ass.
by OneBadMF March 5, 2022
Bro: "ay bra lets go frodin braaap braaaaap!"
kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"
Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"
kyle: "gnar"
kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"
Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"
kyle: "gnar"
by ld420 August 17, 2011
by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018
when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.
by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017