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River Mermaid

A slut or promiscuous person, esp. flirtatious young women who reside at cottages/cabins during summertime.
"Man, your neighbor is hot!"
"Oh, Zyn? Yeah, she's a total river mermaid."
by panicmania April 18, 2013
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mermicorn

a unicorn that has a mermaid tail and gills so that it can live underwater.
"girl! check dat mermicorn in da wata!"
by Ruth Pennedso November 11, 2008
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sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish
My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.
by Mike February 3, 2005
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mermaid hair

Hair that is long, flowing, and has a beach-y look to it that makes the person look like a mermaid, hence the name.
Wow, you have such beautiful mermaid hair. It makes you look glorious and fierce.
by melinda jeanene May 4, 2008
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memeing around

Memeing around is the present participle of the verb to meme.
It is not synonymous with messing around (which is not thought through) and hanging out (which is too thought through). Memeing around is the perfect word to use when you just want to "joke" around with friends but your time has a little bit of thought, and it's less effort than joking around because you are mostly on your phone sharing/dealing memes.
Example:
Friend: "What are you doing today?"
You: "Oh, just memeing around with some friends."
Friend: "Oh cool! Can I join?"
by meleememer December 3, 2016
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meimei

The Chinese (mandarin) work for "little sister" spelled out in PinYin.
x Your meimei is sooo adorible!!
x I have 2 meimeiz in my family.
x Im an innocent and cute meimei!!
by Lizzie May 13, 2005
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mermaid

A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.

Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.

Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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