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merkin

that girl was showing off her merkin at the strip club last night.
by heygirl2 October 15, 2014
mugGet the merkinmug.

Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them
There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s
by Streetrossi January 17, 2023
mugGet the Queefing Merkinmug.

Merkin

Merkin means killin'
I'm merkin it at work
by Bbgroover April 21, 2022
mugGet the Merkinmug.

pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.
“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”
by sammietwoton January 19, 2021
mugGet the pop the merkinmug.

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.
Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin
by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019
mugGet the Gherkin Merkinmug.

merkin

"Their album is so merkin.
by xXXxPENDULUM420xXXx August 12, 2024
mugGet the merkinmug.

Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.
I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.
by sNufßøx February 23, 2021
mugGet the Mama’s merkinmug.

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