mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

Meriah

Commonly found in San Diego and is incredibly cute, funny, smart, and a great person all around. Words can't even describe how wonderful Meriah is.

Damn, I wish that girl was as beautiful, smart and AWESOME as Meriah! :D

by Michhhhhaaeeel June 1, 2011

mermaided

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

Mermaid Treasure

The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.

Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.

by bennybooboo October 25, 2011

mermaid mans belt

The ultimate strap-on, originally seen in the show Spongebob Squarepants.

Dang i was watching some lesbian porn and they pull out a mermaid mans belt!

by CoyoteSniper86 April 13, 2015

merisah

Someone who loves, and gives everything she can to everyone, shes beautiful optimistic, funny, outgoing, and adores children and animals, Merisah will make a great wife and mother. Merisah is also a quiet and secluded person until you know her, once you do though, she wont shut up. You're lucky to have Merisah in your life.

"Merisah is beautiful"

by Glittah November 14, 2017

Frankie Mermaid

a man who some would say is... swimming in bitches.

Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."

by nobody important :) September 6, 2020