Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.

Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network

by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022

merge review

When you send a merge request to code review, and you want to mention both on your daily standup.

I sent my changes to merge review... I mean my merge request to code review.

by norbeepapp April 24, 2023

Merge

To combine two groups of friends, either platonically or to "see where it goes".

Yeah we're at King and Bathurst. Bring friends, we'll merge groups.

by cocacoladetective December 19, 2023

Merged

When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.

1.

"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."

2.

"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."

3.

"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"

by HYNAHLY April 11, 2022

Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.

That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.

by cquillian April 17, 2013

merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018

Merge

2 malignant tumors forming to make a benign one so its easier to treat the cancer that is tf2 communities

ely: yoo lets merge
wndr: *retarded baby noises*
ely: ??

by letterb_ December 4, 2021