church merch

Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.

Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!

by Slump Daddy October 17, 2018

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youtuber merch

something so effortless that a YouTuber makes, a 4-year-old can 100% make a better t-shirt than a YouTuber (jake paul)

what's up guys I just dropped some YouTuber merch, go check it out the link is in the description.

by mr. midget123 January 31, 2020

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Hell Merch

A bag of weed that is so potent that not even the Devil himself would be able to smoke it without pulling a whitey.

Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

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Merch Van

A pimped out van that has been converted to a mobile shop that sells Merch or Merchandise for teams, clubs or events.

The Cowboys Team Shop's merch van are heading to Far North Queensland for the Cowboys v Broncos trial game and are stopping off along the way to offer the latest apparel.

by TJ1970 December 7, 2020

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Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.

Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now

by super_rad February 23, 2023

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(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.

George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.

by FinnaSmash55 October 27, 2017

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