Merch That 

merch that meaning to put that on something. originated in north carolina used mostly by young black men.

"You aint gon touch me so shut the fuck up with all that."
"Merch that."
"On jesus himself."

Merch That by dae318 February 4, 2021

merch link in bio 

A meme made by Jake Paul.

"Jake Paul, merch link in bio, Ohio fried chicken bitch"

merch link in bio by Sebzoe June 24, 2017

Merch Van 

A pimped out van that has been converted to a mobile shop that sells Merch or Merchandise for teams, clubs or events.

The Cowboys Team Shop's merch van are heading to Far North Queensland for the Cowboys v Broncos trial game and are stopping off along the way to offer the latest apparel.

Merch Van by TJ1970 December 7, 2020

Merch Perch 

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.

Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now

Merch Perch by super_rad February 23, 2023

Merch Gang 

(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.

George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.

Merch Gang by FinnaSmash55 October 27, 2017

merch raping

when a youtube or celebrity forces their merch on their fans

popularized by h3h3

jake paul is merch raping his fans

merch raping by Horizzon/Sebastian April 23, 2018

Merch it 

"merch it" is like "on god?" or "merch" means god

girl: my momma bought me a Gucci bag
boy: merch it
girl: merch

Merch it by jdjbhbwdhwhbdjbwdjk February 17, 2022