Menotard

A person who loses normal levels of cognitive function due to menopause and/or behaves in an unbalanced or psychotic way.

I'm not working with her, she's a complete Menotard.

Did you get help for your menotardation?

by twilightB September 30, 2019

menopaws

Da "change of life" age where ya emit a particular hormone which causes dudes to grope yer boobs and grab yer ass.

Da whole idea of menopaws is a myth --- tongue-lolling studs will wanna start "getting friendly wif their hands" just as soon as you get anything bigger than A-cups, so that can of course happen as soon in life as yer early teens, never mind anywhere near middle-age!

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Menopaulooza

A group of Karen's.

"While at work I was accosted by not only one Karen, but a whole Menopaulooza demanding to talk to my manager."

by Gumpngreen May 15, 2021

menopause

when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause

i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse

i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause

by carseatbeltmetalpart July 23, 2021

Menopause

When a woman needs a break from men.

Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"

by Skell ington August 24, 2021

Ménorah

Menorah is a real goddess. Known for her celestial beauty and incredible style, she lights up the world around her like a star. Always ready to organize the craziest projects with you, a Menorah will always support you and make your life more beautiful every day.

- Why are you so happy?
- Because I'm friends with Ménorah
- Oh lucky you, I would kill to have a Ménorah in my life

by lisonmet November 21, 2021

menoona

She is the most pretties and kindest girll

Hey menoona you are so kind

by Jwjwjwkwk November 21, 2021