Meaty Mancotti

The aftermath of a nightlong sexual encounter with a yeast infected vagina

Even though I knew I'd have a Meaty Mancotti there was no resisting a crack at that pussy

by anklespankspermbank September 24, 2009

big meaty

The cock sock

I ran out of lub so I use the big meaty

by IM NOT TEX May 4, 2018

meaty mouth

A name referring to a woman who is known around for giving lots of oral sex.

Damn, that bitch got straight up meaty mouth.

by Mundskipp March 31, 2023

meaty flush

when you go to flush, but that shit too meaty to go down

We got a meaty flush problem in the bathroom!

by VIRAL420 July 2, 2016

eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

Mr. Meaty

An enigma of a man

He is the type of guy to say he isn't gonna blackout but then not remember anything after 11:30pm
He is the type of guy to to only eat meat

Type of guy to say all women suck but then constantly be on tinder

Mr. Meaty man, you can't trust him
That guy is crazy at parties, totally a mr. meaty

by theneonicon April 8, 2021

Meaty Clappers

A big ole ball sack

I hooked up with Chris last night, damn did he have some meaty clappers!

by MC Cewel February 28, 2018