Cunty McCuntface

An Irish cunt with class.

A classy person with superbly asshole qualities.

Bob: "Mate, you're a cunt!"
Jenny: "That's Cunty McCuntface to you! Peasant."

by Pinkerbelle May 9, 2018

Rashad McCants

a horribe,unsuccessful player that will NEVER make it to the NBA.

UNC tarheels SUCK!!!!

by jjlover4 March 15, 2005

Shorty McCuntfuck

When a very small man proceeds to stick anything and everything near, up his partners vagina/mangina.

"Oh my god Cindy how was last night?"
"OOOO girl he was totally a Shorty McCuntfuck"

by Si.La.Sw. January 24, 2009

mccutcheon

Another word for dingus / having a moment where you forget something so obvious

Ex1. You McCutcheon! The button is in front of you, use it to give us food!
Ex2. You are sure having a McCutcheon moment, I just told you what to do.

by fresh prince of nigeria February 3, 2017

maccuntver

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.

Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

cunty mccuntington

That certain cunt in your life that has a very cunty cuntness that can only be described by the cuntiest name hence the title, Cunty McCuntington, the class of a cunt but neither the depth nor the warmth.

Scott-"That one, that one right there!"
Jacob-"Who Stacey?"
Scott-"Yes, she's cunty mccuntington!"

by Sadistaclypse October 16, 2014

Mccutchan

Cruel people who answer the phone with annoying jokes.

"Mccutchan morgue you stab'em will slab'em."
"911 whats your emergency?"
"Mccutchan abortion clinic, you rape'em, will scrape'em"
"Alcoholics anonymous, hang on let me put the bottle down"
"Ugly convention center, Frankenstein speaking"
"Oh my God, the voices are here again"
"Pleasure center, what tickles you?"
"City Morgue here, John Doe speaking"

by Some_One0_0 April 27, 2014