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McCreeper

When an extremely intoxicated male comes up to you at McDonalds using some form of fake accent offering to buy you breakfast, and of course you say yes because who doesn't want free breakfast. And then you are entirely too drunk to drive home so you pass out on McCreepers couch and he consistantly wakes you up asking "are you asleep" you then find some random reason to jump up and go home like "oh I left the stove on" or "I have a cheerleading thing in an hour" The McCreeper then calls your phone 8 times a night for a week and you never answer or return their call once.
Girl: "Haha I just got this McCreeper to buy me breakfast"

Girl's Friend: "What a tool"
by HotPieceOAss March 4, 2009
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McCreepy

The guy at work that makes you cringe at the very sight. He may even look normal, yet, says things that make you go...hummm..
Usually cant tell if he is gay or straight...yet he claims he is straight. Inside..you know he is a confuzzled McCreepy little fuck..and you just wish he would never talk to you again..
Take the long way around the office to avoid him at alllll costs!
by Flippin Sweet July 5, 2006
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McCreary

A hero some one who would take a bullet for you has a strong sense of justice.
Also has a great sense of fashion.
Don't worry Lady's and Gentlemen a McCreary is always Straight and a sex god/goddess.
My man is so amazing he is such a McCreary.

Man my girl is such a McCreary I mean look at her.
by Doctor Groot December 3, 2011
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mccleery

Last night after watching Planet of the Apes, i had the urge to mccleery
by barbaramccleery February 19, 2015
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Creepy McCreeperson

Someone who goes to Subway and sees a hot girl so he orders the same thing she orders. By doing this, the guy initiates conversation, then explains that it's cheaper to buy a foot long sub than it is to buy 2 six inch subs. When paying for the sub, the guy puts in $5 and the girl puts in $1, proving that it, in fact, was not cheaper for the guy, he was purely trying to hit on her. Moreover, the guy goes to his computer IMMEDIATELY when he gets home and seeks the girl out on Myspace, messaging different girls asking them if they were at Subway earlier. After finding said girl, the guy then proceeds to ask her out through myspace, on a date. All while he has a girlfriend on the side.
Erin: Shawn is a Creepy McCreeperson because he's constantly trying to fuck other girls while he's with Stephanie.

Aaron: I agree, she deserves way better than a Creepy McCreeperson like him and lots of guys ask her out and they'd all treat her better than he ever will. He's cheated or attempted to cheat on her like 5 times now.
by NotYourDreamGirlErin October 18, 2008
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Creepy McCreepersons

One who lurks around dormitories staring into people's rooms while their door is open - pretending to be reading the funny thing posted on the door; Anyone who is in general creepy in some manner
"Don't look now, but I think Creepy McCreepersons is out in the hallway staring at us"

"What is that guy DOING? What a Creepy McCreepersons"
by Meg & Jackie February 24, 2005
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Thomas McCreepy

Crazy 16 year old bitch named Amelia, that lives in Alabama, not London, That pretends to be a 21 year old male named Thomas McCreepy. He is a figment of her imagination that she decided to bring to life by role playing. She's taken this character to heart and taken the role playing too far as to where she actually believes she is Thomas McCreepy. She's even used this character to "TRY" to make another female fall in love with her while trying to break up the relationship that this girl already had with someone else. Only a handful of people know who she actually is.
Thomas McCreepy: DOES NOT EXIST!
by KrazyStarChick October 25, 2010
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