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Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.
It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.
by Maxesquire December 31, 2020
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Avery Grace McConnell

An Avery Grace McConnell is a caring sweet soul she gets all the guys attention she loves helping the needy she is the most beautiful thing you will see but she will try and deny it she loves the color blue and she always try’s to be good at heart she can make anyone feel better and it is hard not to put a smile on your face when you see her she is the definition of an angel she can be sarcastic at times but then loveable she is very cuddly and loves children
Guy 1- I met this girl last night I can not even describe how amazing she is an Avery Grace McConnell
by Elite dancer January 13, 2019
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Mcconnell

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.
by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023
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Glitch McConnel

A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!
Did you see Glitch McConnel malfunction on the News last night, that shit funny AF!
by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023
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McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.
Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.
by Richard the curious July 28, 2023
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A Harry McConnell

When you make plans and then bail last moment
Yes Michael, I will be your best man. Thank you mate. I hope you don’t do a Harry McConnell on me!
by SdjrHarry February 4, 2022
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