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Mallory

A beautiful person who everyone likes. Full of knowledge, very smart and wise, Mallory is the best person you will know.

She gives great advice, and one look will make you want her (regardless of gender, although she is hetrosexual).

All around an awesome person.

See goddess and perfect .
Ryan: When I was thinking about it
Camron: Mhmmmm?
Ryan: I realized how blessed we are to know Mallory.
Ben: Yup, you're totally right.
Camron: Then what are we doing here? Let's go worship her feet!
Ben: Good idea!!
by Beautiful Goddess May 27, 2008
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Mayor of Titty City

Taking home a large breasted girl at the end of the night.
"Dude, did you leave with that chick Ashlyn? She had some big ol' titties!"
"you know it bro, I was Mayor of Titty City.
by rugg Dr January 26, 2014
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mayor of douchebagville

To be the number one douche in a group of douches. To show extreme features of douchism; thus necessitating a higher position in the name calling.
Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville
by Bobert December 20, 2004
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Malloritis

A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the Pelvis Wave. Symptoms include seizures, clenched fists and out right disapproval. Once diagnosed the affliction is permanent. When one is not exposed to the Pelvis Wave for prolonged periods of time, intense cravings for the manuever are developed.
Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!
by CyborgTm July 3, 2007
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Mallory

an all-around awesome person, someone you definitely do not want to lose. someone people want to clone to keep for themselves. although stubborn at times, a Mallory is someone you can depend on in pressure situations. over-analyzes things too much. also intelligent.
that mallory over there is so cool. i want her as a best friend!
by mmac809 October 19, 2008
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Mallory

Mallory is the most amazing person in the world and there is no one who has ever lived or ever will live who can match up to her awesomness or her beauty she is perfect and I am so lucky to be her boyfriend
by Erodrig September 15, 2011
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Mayor Wonka

A nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.
I'm going see Mayor Wonka in the Chocolate city.
by Midda Toups January 19, 2006
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