Manitoba Milkshake

When you jiz into the belly button of the slut, filling it to the brim with hot loads of semen, let it sit for optimal amount of time waiting for it to thicken, pull out a straw and force them to slurp it up.

I made this bitch choke after serving her a Manitoba Milkshake

by KurtMoore March 7, 2011

pansito manito

1)A half caucasian, half central/native/sanish american, pansy.
2)Just another way of calling somebody a pansy

1)Bobo is a pansito manito
2)David is a pansito manito

by EbScrooge January 6, 2005

maritoni

Someone who likes strawberries

Maritoni strawbeeries like crack

by gravitykillstits July 16, 2014

Gai Maitou

1.The best martial arts instructor ever!
Close personal friend of The King(Bruce Campbell) and the Master(Ving Rhames.

2.When Gai Maitou is not instucting the best martial arts ever or being friends with the King and the Master, he is one of the best characters in Naruto manga and anime.

He totally made Rock Lee who is today by taking him under his wing, giving him confidence, teaching him the importance of youth, and teaching him to kick serious ass, using only taijutsus(attacks that use physical energy istead of chakura).

He also turned Rock Lee into his clone.

His main moral code is that you must do everything within your power to protect any people who are important to you.

see also Gai Sensei

1.Me: Today, my house.
Marathon of awexome.
Naruto, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, then fireworks. BYOB.

2.Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......

by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005

manitowoc

City on Lake Michigan in Northeast Wisconsin. A stagnant, mostly unemployed population of lazy losers, winos, and chronic addicts.

"Dude is so Manitowoc that he thinks success is when your unemployment checks will carry you through ice fishing season."

by Wally Wall May 14, 2006

manitoba mudslide

a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.

mmmmmm it's time for a manitoba mudslide

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Manitoba Snowblower

A depraved sex act that is not clearly understood outside of the province of Manitoba. What is known is it involves a case of Labatt Blue, a short stool, and some sort of animal pelt (usually deer, but bear is also common). Despite its popularity, it remains one of the leading causes of death in rural Canada.

"You found some Manitoba Snowblower porn? Bill, you sick puppy. This is gonna be interesting."

by Canadaphiler March 26, 2010