Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

Maradona

don diego

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

maradona

the greatest player ever to set foot on a football ground. best even than pele. he, alone, won a world cup for argentina (mexico 86) and leaded the team to first runner up the following world cup (italy 90). although brits consider him a cheater, they can´t deny that they´re simply jealous about a man like that. not beckham, no rooney, no owen, no charlton, no whomever the fuck will appaer will match his greatness. sorry lads, better luck next life!

lineker: -oh, there goes maradona...
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.

by calixto1973 September 10, 2008

Macador

A Elite in halo, someone that snorts a line of cocaine off a horses erect penis, or a ghetto durka zombie.

Macador 1:Hey dude wanna go snort some lines of cocaine off a horses erect penis.

Macador 2:Thats totally wicked hella dude.

by Sabsta January 11, 2012

Mavedojia

The retarded spelling of Macedonia.

"Holy crap Koby, you are so dumb, bro, I said Macedonia not Mavedojia."

by Dirtt Kidd June 28, 2022

mamadota

It's a Mexican word used in sentences as a response to something stupid, the truth is I didn't see anyone using this word because it's something that my girlfriend and I invented as a joke, but if it were to be used with you here you know the definition of it :)

oye amor, viste lo que twitteo el pendejo de la otra vez? nmms que es eso amor JAJAJAJ

que mamadota

by el jp March 8, 2023

Maradonalds

A term used to abuse fat germen men on tiktok who unfortunately have a lot on their plate. Often these men have a similar build to Heavy Kane or Roberto Calories.

"Did you see that fat bloke play football on tiktok"

"Maradonalds......"

by MulletMan420 March 24, 2023